Surely we have now seen it all...

This comedy item was observed by myself as sifting through eBay... I am now pretty convinced that I have seen everything!! Made by "Mockia Strange Telecom" this is a banana receiver for your phone. Check out the description: "

This is a genuine realistic faux plastic banana wired to work with your mobile phone as a plug in handsfree.
They may look like toys but they actually work!
This Banana style Pokia is the only one of its kind available anywhere - you cannot buy these in the shops, online retailers or anywhere else on eBay.
Be the first to get the newest novelty phone accessory.
These Mockia telephone treats are made from components specifically designed for mobile phone hands-frees.
They also come with a guarantee - they are all checked before they leave the factory by trained monkeys, but if for any reason they arrive faulty, return them within 14 days and they will be repaired or replaced free of charge.
See below for connection & compatibility for your make and model of phone."

Trained monkeys would be an improvement on 02's customer service (or lack thereof) UNtrained monkeys!