Aeroplane laws....

I have just been chatting to Tim (big bro) about the Monarch airlines eviction (he used to work for Monarch but is now with GB - his girlfriend works for Monarch still). He told me that the girls are not allowed to take lipstick on the plane at the moment in case it contains explosives!! (although you are allowed a small bag now with books etc but no liquids). I am yet to see the design for the explosive lipstick... He then pointed out that he can't see why they are not allowed lipstick when as soon as they get on the plane, they are issued with a knife and fork! Tres bizarre...

So ladies, put those explosive lippies away!