Scarred... Possibly for life!!

You don't 'alf get some funny people in art college... I had just arrived at Uni and popped to a drinks machine to get a drink as I was feeling quite thirsty. Cruising back along the corridor thinking what a beautiful day it is urning out to be, I noticed a lot of art studios that I haven't seen before...

Now, I should have known better but what is it about doors that are slightly pulled to with a notice on saying "do not enter", that encourage you to glance through the open crack to see why you should not enter? I soon learnt my lesson. LIFE DRAWING IN PROGRESS. And the model was AN OLD MAN!!!!!!!! EUUUGGHHHHHH BLEEERRGGGHHHH YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thankully he had his back to me, but I dashed to the computer room and sat staring at my screen for several minutes with the expression of one who has just inadvertently sat upon a cactus! Suddenly my Dr Pepper doesn't appeal and I feel a little nauseous...

Somebody talk about butterflies and flowers please!!