serious problem...
...As feared, the rumours are true... I took this photo of Grandma's handbag whilst she was in the toilet. What can I do?? Is Grandma turning into a chav aged 81??!! I must buy her some chintz...
Proof that Grandma is a closet chav:
1. The handbag!!
2. She won a competition on BBC Radio Glos for knowing the origin of the word 'chav'
3. She spends an awful lot of time in 'the closet'
4. She regularly utilises phrases such as "respect", "Bo selecta" etc
5. I bought her some jewellery and she calls it her 'bling'
Hmmm....
The case against Grandma being a chav:
1. She accidentally bought a muslim prayer mat thinking it was a pretty rug(!)
2. She attends the happy circle and the lunch club
3. She doesn't wear Kappa (yet...)
4. I haven't spotted any White Lightening or Tesco Value Cider in her kitchen, only Bucks Fizz!
I am concerned.
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