Slime Machine... For rude people.

Look at this smug gentleman cowering behind the slime reserves... Little does he know that he is about to experience my new slime machine!! Why? Men, what would you do? (Please comment).

Scenario: Girl gets out of car after parking pretty well for a blonde. She then lifts seven bags full of shopping out of the boot, a broom, a bag of cat litter and some toilet rolls and attempts to carry them all to the door of her flat, whilst locking the car and trying to find keys to the flat all at the same time. do you:

a) Offer to help because it is clearly heavy
b) Carry on about your business which wouldn't really be offensive because she isn't the only person in the world and wouldn't have expected you to help - you are probably as busy as she is.
c) Sit in your posh car staring at her 'aloof', frowning as if to say "how DARE you invade my life you lowlife piece of dirt. Get out!" and then continue to stare smugly as she struggles to the door.

Guess what Ignacious Smythe-Fortescue here did?? I was not amused... He has not come to a sticky END as such, just a sticky humiliation - should do the trick!