'Doing the Kemble' - in the way of the LAAAADY!!

As you can see, the girlees outnumbered the boys-ees at the watering hole last night - would anyone like to offer any advice on how to sit in a smoky old man pub like a LAAAADY??

My first example is found in the second image... A man's OOooARRRR pint of real ale vs. a LAAAAADY 'pint'.