Age concern...

I visited Grandma briefly today... Outside her flat was her tri-walker thingie (like a trendy zimmer!!) Only, she has attached one of those horns to it with a squeezy bulb thing that makes it go "Honkle! Pharrpple!" U know the ones I mean?! But why?!? I am concerned.

I hope she is not beetling off down the road on the aforementioned zimmer and I would be hideously embarrassed if it is to honk at passers by!! Honk if you're happy!! Or worse...

Maybe she uses it to get people's attention, I could have done with her having it when we took her to Waitrose once, we turned round and she had vanished!! She is really quite little (4'11 I think...) and it is not easy to spot her in a large place. once you have spotted her mind, you can't miss her but that is beside the point.

The confusion.